Likes: Anything to do with Christmas!
Dislikes: Being in confined spaces.
Distinguishing feature: My smile.
Special talent: Bargain hunting and booking holidays.
No one knows that I: Have met Take That a few times…… Oh ok, maybe you do!!!!
Likes: Dressing up and food that’s bad for me.
Dislikes: Not being busy.
Distinguishing feature: Beautifully maintained beard.
Special talent: Multi instrumentalist.
No one knows that I: can make elaborate balloon sculptures.
Likes: Rowing, the paddling type not the shouty type.
Dislikes: Cold callers.
Distinguishing feature: My very big hair – a blessing in the 80s.
Special talent: I can do the cherry stalk thing from Twin Peaks.
No one knows that I: Have lived in 8 countries (9 including Cornwall)
Likes: The smell of freshly mown grass and a good Sunday Roast
Dislikes: Celery, coathangers and feeling cold
Distinguishing feature: Two white feet and one white hand – it’s called a golfer’s tan!
Special talent: I can do shorthand
No one knows that I: Once had Rod Stewart sit on my sofa
Distinguishing feature: I have 2 earrings in each ear.
Special talent: Making tea and sewing.
No one knows that I: I’m a crazy cat lady
Dislikes: Wind and rain
Distinguishing feature: Taller than average
Special talent: Changing light bulbs. The tall thing is useful.
No one knows that I: Have delivered a baby
Likes: Crossfit and cake in equal measures
Distinguishing feature: Folically challenged
Special talent: They don’t call me Magic Mike for no reason
No one knows that I: Have a degree in music
Dislikes: Being inside
Distinguishing feature: I look like Snowy from Tin Tin
Special talent: Stealing pasties
No one knows that I: Am here…. (we hope)